December 2011
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The Fashion Insider: GIVE-AWAY #7: The Fashion... →
thefashioninsider:
Happy Holidays, everyone! I am very excited to announce my present to all of my followers and readers - my Ultimate Holiday Giveaway!
The Prizes:
1. MAC Wonder Woman Defiance Palette
2. MAC Wonder Woman Lady Justice Palette
3. OPI Katy Perry The One That Got Away Nail Lacquer
4. OPI…
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c0ntest :)
hoping to win Sleek MakeUP Au Naturel I-Divine Palette from the contest I entered on http://www.beautycrazed.ca/2011/12/prepare-to-get-really-naked-contest.html.
their twitter: @beautycrazedcan
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Watchmy best ringtone ever.
“I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.”
– Thom Yorke (via bloodisthenewblackk)
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“The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
“I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from slim...”
– Lemony Snicket, Beatrice Letters (via thenocturnals)
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
